What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Then came..

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No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

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Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors