What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:43

So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
What is AI's effect on digital marketing?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Why does Trump keep blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Don't miss the half-lit first quarter moon rise tonight — Here's what to look for - Space
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Then came..
Saturday Pocono Raceway Notebook - Jayski's NASCAR Silly Season Site
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How a grad student got LHC data to play nice with quantum interference - Ars Technica
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
To prevent ovarian cancers, fallopian tube removal is on the rise - statnews.com
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dementia Risk Declining With Each Generation, Says Promising New Study - ScienceAlert
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Nvidia Stock Gains. What’s Driving the Chip Maker. - Barron's
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors